I was a defence
officer serving in the Indian Navy with whatever little pride that was left in
me. I was to retire on 30 Apr 2011 and hence decided to go on my last vacation
sponsored by the Government of India in the form of Leave Travel Concession. We
were three families, in all 12 members who made elaborate arrangements and
headed towards Kashmir. The children deserved a break after the grueling
examinations and were excited about the ensuing flight, the white snow of the
valley etc. Finally the day came when we all dressed smartly and arrived at the
airport. The first setback was the announcement about our flight being delayed
by 1 hour. We had already checked in by then and asked our baggage to be routed
to Srinagar directly. Since we had to take a connecting flight from Delhi to
Srinagar we went to the manager of Air India (AI) and expressed our
apprehension about missing the flight at Delhi. The AI manager- a very cool and
confident gentlemen, suggested not to worry and confidently claimed that the
same aircraft which is flying from Bhopal to Delhi will be going to Srinagar.
He further assured that he will send a message to Delhi airport about our
delayed departure. Assured, we took the flight to Delhi and on our way we
realized that this flight is not going to Srinagar. On arrival at Delhi we
rushed to the AI counter and informed them that we have arrived late due to
delay in the departure at Bhopal. We were asked to rush to the gate and check
if we can board the flight. As we dragged our hand baggage and the smaller
children through the number of check points, we met one very diligent CISF
Jawan who decided to frisk all of us before allowing in. When showed the armed
forces identity card and requested to allow us in as we were about to miss the
flight, he retorted, “yeh fauji icard nahi chalega idhar”. (This Defence I Card
will not do here). Frustrated by the insult, we were going through his sadistic
ritual and halfway, a well known Member of Parliament from Bihar happened to
pass through the same check point with his entourage of at least 6. The same
diligent CISF Jawan made way for the MP and his men, greeted them all with a
smart salute followed by a bodily bow in respect and allowed the entire
entourage without any checks. I realized the value of my ‘commission’ that late
in my career when I was about to retire. Finally, we made our way to the gate
to realize that the flight had already left Delhi and we were told that our
baggage had been held back. We were asked to go to AI office and claim a hotel
room for the night.
Disappointed, we
reached the AI office to be told that we were not eligible for a hotel room
because the PNR numbers of Bhopal-Delhi and Delhi-Srinagar tickets were
different – something we were blissfully unaware. However, after talking up the
hierarchy we were finally given hotel accommodation at Centaur, Delhi. The next
challenge was to get to Srinagar. AI initially declared that it is next to
impossible as the flights are going chocker block. To our surprise and dismay,
while we were still lingering around to see what could be done, the AI staff
suddenly declared that 12 seats are available for the next morning flight as
there was a bulk cancellation just then. Though it sounded unbelievable, we
passed our tickets and got the same endorsed for the next flight hoping like
hell we reach Srinagar. Jubilant that we got the tickets and also the hotel
stay, we were extremely thankful to the AI staff and went on to collect our
baggage and that meant another elaborate checking by the diligent CISF jawans.
At the baggage area no one had a clue about our baggage and after 45 minutes of
discussion the AI staff finally declared that our baggage has been taken to
Srinagar as we had done a through baggage check-in. Fuming and fretting, we
landed at the hotel with instructions that our baggage be delivered to the
hotel room by evening. On arriving at the hotel, we were surprised to see a mob
of around 2000 boys and not so pretty girls that had gathered right in the
reception area. There were loud announcements being made on mike with no
respect to the guest who may be staying in that hotel. On enquiry we were told
that our mighty AI is conducting a recruitment drive for cabin crew. Somehow,
we managed to pass through the commotion and reached our rooms to be greeted by
domestic friends like cockroaches. Soon we also realized that most rooms in the
hotel are unoccupied and we were the most esteemed guests of the entire hotel.
By dusk we were enlightened by the fact that this hotel is a government
property and the only people who stay in this are unfortunate passengers of AI,
the cabin and flying crew of AI and is used for all and sundry purposes of AI
including recruitments. The stewards and other staff are on the government
payroll and are in the average age group of 45 to 50. In all it is a property
which is sustaining on the inefficiencies of the AI – one leaning on the other.
The total bill to the AI for our overnight stay amounted to roughly Rs
48,000/-. I am not sure if both AI and Centaur are ‘Navratna’ companies of the
Government of India.
Finally, our baggage
arrived late in the evening and we managed to sleep after a decent change of
clothes and next morning moved to the airport skeptically. But AI took us to
Srinagar without anymore surprises. The next few days were fantastic-thanks to
the hospitality of the Indian Army and the local populace of Kashmir. It was
the day before our departure from Srinagar that we got another surprise – the
pilots of AI decided to rub more salt on our wounds by going on a flash strike.
We were frantically looking for other options but no one at the AI office was
willing to confirm the cancellation of flights. The next morning we decided to
cancel the ticket and go by road up to Jammu and catch Jhellam Express to reach
Bhopal on 30 Apr, the last day of my service with the Indian Navy. It was
courtesy Indian Army once again that there were few seats reserved for us under
the military quota. We reached the AI office and declared our intention but
were promptly told to rush to the airport and that the airport staff would put
us in some flight or the other up to Delhi. We took an about turn and rushed with
family and baggage to the airport. It was some congregation of humanity, some
amused and most disgusted. The AI staff asked us to stand in the queue of King
Fisher airlines. After 30 minutes King Fisher refused any seats. Then we
followed the queue of Jet Airways, then Indigo and finally after constant
pestering and explaining the gravity of the situation about my retirement on 30
Apr and the regulation that stipulates mandatory presence on duty on the last
day of service, the AI manager was kind enough to put me on SpiceJet craft up
to Delhi. Friends and families stayed back at Srinagar, cancelled the AI
tickets, purchased new tickets in indigo Air and reached Bhopal on 01 May 2011
while I hopped into a train at Delhi and travelled without reservation to reach
Bhopal in the morning of 30 Apr.
We all thought that
the saga is over but it was not to be. We had to claim the refund of the
tickets we cancelled. The AI office refused to process the refund claim at
Srinagar saying that the refund can be processed only from the station where
the tickets were bought. I left Bhopal to take up my new job at early hours of
02 May 11. I could return to Bhopal for processing the claim only in June. In
the AI Office I met the manager- the same very cool and confident gentlemen who
started our nightmare. I thanked him for all the help and asked for my claim.
He promptly played the ball back into Srinagar office and said, “It is possible
to process the claim from anywhere in India”. Had somebody told me this, I
could have processed it from my new location and did not have to travel back to
Bhopal and waste two months. Finally, he was very helpful in asking one of his
staff to process the claim. I gave a sigh of relief and assumed it to be over
but the staff came back to tell me that the system is not accepting the PNR
numbers as AI has switched over to a new system recently. The entire AI staff
understood all that I wanted to tell them even without my uttering a single
word. If I had the luxury of indecency, I would have given them choicest of
abuses, that too in Hindi. Finally the manager asked me to come after three
days. I went back and sat through for three hours before getting my claim
processed. At the end of the process, the staff very courteously said the money
will come back to my card within the next two to three months.
I wish someone had
taken my photograph then. It would have said it all!!!
No doubt why Air India is the most unprofitable business ventures surviving as a pest on the mercy of Indian tax payers...
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